The story opens up with the main protagonist, Oswald Hendryks Cornelius, a corny and opportunistic man who uses outrageous schemes to become wealthy. As the story unravels, Oswald claims to have discovered the perfect aphrodisiac for men called the Sudanese Blister Beetle. Oswald uses this beetle to make powder which is directly ingested into the body and begins effect after ten minutes.
When the drug takes effect, the men lose control over their bodies and minds. Their sexual desires become overwhelming and these men end up doing whatever it takes to climax multiple times. Oswald makes a lot of money using the drug which he uses to visit his former professor, A.R. Worsley who was on the verge of revolutionary discovery.
Worsley has spent most of his career studying the reproductive system of animals, and he has discovered a way of saving sperm by storing it in cold conditions to be used later on. Oswald sees an opportunity to make money using the discovery. Together with Yasmin Howcomely and the professor, the trio tour the world collecting and saving the sperms of the world’s greatest artists and geniuses and selling them to rich women who desire to bear artistic and genius children.
The tale follows the trio on their journey and ends with the professor and Yasmin falling in love. Oswald is left alone chasing his scandalous endeavors.