The Selected Poems of Roald Dahl Poem Text

The Selected Poems of Roald Dahl Poem Text

The Crocodile (excerpt)

No animal is half as vile

As Crocky-Wook, the crocodile.

On Saturdays he likes to crunch

Six juicy children for his lunch

And he especially enjoys

Just three of each, three girls, three

boys

He smears the boys (to make them

hot)

With mustard from the mustard pot.

Mike Teevee (excertp)

The most important think we've learned,

So far as children are concerned,

Is never, NEVER, NEVER let

Them near your television set -

Or better still, just don't install

The idiotic thing at all.

In almost every house we've been,

We've watched them gaping at the screen.

They loll and slop and lounge about,

And stare until their eyes pop out.

(Last week, in someone's place, we saw

A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)

Hot and Cold (excerpt)

A woman who my mother knows

Came in and took of all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,

"By golly gosh, you must be cold!"

Goldie Pinklesweet

So out she creeps. She shuts the door

And Goldie, after making sure

That she is really by herself,

Goes quickly to the medicine shelf,

And there, her little greedy eyes

See pills of every shape and size,

Such faschinating colors too -

Some green, some pink, some brown,

Some blue.

The Pig (excerpt)

In England once there lived a big

A wonderfully clever pig.

To everybody it was plain

That Piggy had a massive brain

He worked out sums inside his head,

There was no book he hadn't read.

He knew what made an airplane fly,

He knew how engines worked, and why.

He knew all this, but in the end

One question drove him round the bend.

He simply couldn't puzzle out

What LIFE was really all about.

- Roald Dahl

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