When the will was 1st read why was the beneficiaries shocked to hear the words my 16 nieces and nephews

My name the water began is Edward Jennings plum although I never had the honor of meeting saniel ws thing for some reason yet unexplained I was appointed executer of this will found a gentle body of the deceased let me assure you that I have examine the documents at hand as thoroughly as possible and short time available I have their if I the signatures to those of Samuel David westin and is 2 witnesses Julian are Eastman and president and CEO of Western Cape productions corporations and Sydney Sykes empty chronar of Western country county although the will you are about to hear may seem eccentric I pledge my good name and reputation on this legal T breathless press lus with suspense the heirs stared popeyed a Edgar Jennings plum who now coughed into his fist now cleared through his throat now rustle papers and now at last began to read aloud from the westin will I Samuel David westin resident of West in county in the 1st day of Wisconsin in the great and glorious United States of America being of sound mind in memory do here by declare this to be my last will and Testament I returned to my eye I returned to live among my friends and my enemies I came home to seek my hair unaware that doing so a face death and so I did today I have gathered together my nearest and dearest my 16 nieces in Evie's why sit down grace wins or Wexler the lawyers stammered an apology to the still standing woman I was only reading I mean those are Mr. Weston's words if it's any comfort to you mrs works are just judge for remarked with a bit dignity I am just as appalled by of pure ported relationship OI didn't mean he Angela turtle called the length of the table it's against the law to marry that doctor to be hes your cousin Di Denton dear Pat and angela's hand and the best bedside manner pricked his finger on her embroidery needle I can't tell who said that with this chatter said del policy complained will you read it again Michelle lawyer to day I have gathered my nearest and dearest my 16 nephews sit down grace when sore Wexler to view the body of your Uncle see him for the last time tomorrow its ashes will be scattered to the 4 winds 2nd I Samuel W was seeing hear by swear that I did not die of natural cause my life was taken from me by one of you