Once Upon a Time
What four improvements to home security does the family make?
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The husband put in electronic gates.
But to please herfor he loved her very much and buses were being burned, cars stoned, and schoolchildren shot by the police in those quarters out of sight and hearing of the suburbhe had electronically controlled gates fitted.
The family installed bars of the doors and windows, as well as an alarm system.
So from every window and door in the house where they were living happily ever after they now saw the trees and sky through bars, and when the little boy's pet cat tried to climb in by the fanlight to keep him company in his little bed at night, as it customarily had done, it set off the alarm keening through the house.
They increased the height of their fence.
You are right, said the wife, then the wall should be higher. And the wise old witch, the husband's mother, paid for the extra bricks as her Christmas present to her son and his wifethe little boy got a Space Man outfit and a book of fairy tales.
After increasing the height of their wall, they added the extra security of Dragon's Teeth (barbed wire).
Next day a gang of workmen came and stretched the razor-bladed coils all round the walls of the house where the husband and wife and little boy and pet dog and cat were living happily ever after.
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